What You Will

Another Burma Shave billboard on the information superhighway. Random thoughts about arts, faith, culture, music, language, literature, and the shortcomings of the Hegelian dialectic. (OK, just kidding about that last bit.)

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Location: Edmonds, Washington, United States

I wonder what goes in this space?


It almost makes sense, part 1

I wrote a self-help book, but no one bought it. It was called Ventriloquism for Dummies.

My second book didn't do any better. It was Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian Soul.

I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

Used to flip houses. Now flipping burgers.


Will Smith: a "student of world religion"?

On Access Hollywood, Will Smith tells it like it is:

“I’m a student of world religion,” Smith said. “I was raised in a Baptist household, I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98 percent the same ideas of Scientology, 98 percent the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.”

Sigh. Well, now we know that our student failed at least two subjects: world religion and math.