Deep thoughts

Whenever conversation turns to the subject of Goths, I invariably ask what they wear for Halloween.

In the vein, perhaps, of that question, today I wondered what The Onion does for April Fool's Day. So I visited its site and found nothing more than the usual spoofs and fake news.

How banal. Today seems like the ideal day for The Onion to attempt some real news coverage. (Insert caustic remark about the mainstream media's attempts at real news coverage here.)