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Here's an e-mail from the Northwest Danish Foundation:

Ellen Rossen, pianist will perform in a free rectal Saturday January 6 at 2 pm at the Frye Art Museum. Sponsored by the Ladies Musical Club, the program will include works by Bach, Haydn, Shubert and Bartok. Seating is first-come first-served, beginning at 1 pm.

Please do attend this unique event and celebrate the talent of a longtime NWDF member.

Wow, that's bound to be an interesting performance.